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Foto’s op Flickr taggen met woorden als Naaktstrand, Nude beach, Plage Naturiste, FKK-strand en Nudist Beach verhoogt het aantal views aanzienlijk. Deze foto is gemiddeld 20x vaker bekeken dan mijn andere foto’s…
Kijken of het taggen net zo bevorderlijk is voor de hits!
Chinese army is getting ready to jump on Taiwan
The minister, Cees Veerman, it was revealed, received about 190,000 euros, or $233,000, last year for his farms in France and the Netherlands.
Waarom lees ik dit niet op nu.nl etc? Of is dit oud nieuws en ren ik hijgend achter de feiten aan?
Met gepaste trots presenteer ik vandaag de toekomst van ons land. Ik hoef me geen zorgen meer te maken over mijn AOW. Dat gaat helemaal goedkomen met de volgende generatie!
In a Bucharest hotel lobby:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
In a Paris hotel elevator:
Please leave your values at the front desk.
In a hotel in Athens:
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
In a Yugoslavian hotel:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
In a Japanese hotel:
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
In a Hong Kong supermarket:
For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service.
In a Rhodes tailor shop:
Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
In an East African newspaper:
A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers.
In a Zurich hotel:
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
In a Rome laundry:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
On the faucet in a Finnish washroom:
To stop the drip, turn cock to right.
In a Bangkok temple:
It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:
We take your bags and send them in all directions.
At a Budapest zoo:
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
In the office of a Roman doctor:
Specialist in women and other diseases.
Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance: – English well talking. – Here speeching American.
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